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Thursday, February 27th, 2014

Feb 27, 2014 -- 9:28am

TODAY'S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO . . . . . . .

    A 36-year-old Michigan man, who fatally shot himself in the head while teaching a safety lesson.
    According to his girlfriend, the man was demonstrating the safety of three handguns, which he believed were unloaded, by placing each to his head and pulling the trigger.   Unfortunately, the third gun was loaded.   The girlfriend later told police the man had been drinking all day and was probably drunk at the time of the shooting.


AND THEN THERE'S .....

    An unidentified man, who contacted Dominos Pizza for a refund after burning his penis while having sex with one of their pizzas.   The man explained the situation to them via Twitter, saying "they should inform customers about the dangers of making love to a pizza."   Domino’s replied: "Our apologies, we will look for a way to notify customers of this in future. Thank you for bringing this to our attention."


OR HOW 'BOUT .....

   Maria Montenez-Colon, 58, a Florida woman who called 911 to complain that an officer at her house refused her sexual advances.   The woman first called the cops to handle an argument between her and her son.   But she then told the responding officer that she hadn't been penetrated in years and asked him to have sex with her.   He refused and left, prompting her to call 911 a second time and complain that he "made her mad."   She was arrested for misuse of 911.

 

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