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Wednesday, May 15th, 2013

May 15, 2013 -- 8:19am

 

Today’s Genius Award Goes to…

Trevor Runyon recently got locked inside a Mount Washington, Kentucky grocery store. He killed time by drinking beer, smoking and cooking shrimp and steaks. Trevor downed 57 cans of whipped cream and birthday cake for dessert. He was caught sleeping in the store's rafters.

 

And then there is…

A Baraboo, Wisconsin woman recently called the police to complain about her neighbors, who she said were having loud sex. When cops arrived, they discovered the lovemaking sounds were actually dozens of frogs belching out loud mating calls. The caller still wanted to file a complaint against her neighbor.

 

Don’t forget…

The California Highway Patrol recently arrested Jerimiah Hartline for stealing a strawberry delivery truck. He crashed into several cars before his semi flipped. Other drivers held Hartline until cops arrived. Officer Nathan Baer says, "He said zombies were chasing him and he had to get out of here.''

** UPDATE **

Jerimiah plead guilty to assault with a deadly weapon, hit-and-run causing death or injury, and vehicle theft. He could get five years in prison.

 

Ok 1 more…

A Maserati owner hired several people yesterday to help him destroy his car in front of an auto show in China. He was upset with a dealership for repairing his $430,000 car with second-hand parts. The owner and his friends used hammers to destroy the Maserati.

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