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Wednesday, April 17th, 2013

Apr 17, 2013 -- 9:44am

 

TODAY'S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO . . . . . . .

    The state run media in North Korea, that threatened to hit Colorado Springs, Colorado with a missile, but got the location wrong. They placed the city of Colorado Springs, Colorado, the home of North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD), somewhere near Shreveport, Louisiana.

AND THEN THERE'S .....

    56-year-old Robin Mullins, a day care worker in Cincinnati, who bit a five-year-old boy to teach him "not to bite others." A report filed said the boy had been brought to the office of the day care center for biting another child. Police say Mullins then bit the child on the arm, leaving a mark, in order to teach him a lesson.

OR HOW 'BOUT .....

    Michael Hubbard, a man in Hawaii, who appeared for his court date, but was stopped by security screeners, who noticed something moving in Hubbard's bag. Once the bag was open they found Hubbard had brought his pet duck and a bottle of beer to court. Hubbard was advised that both the duck and the beer were not allowed in the court of law. Hubbard left both outside and went to his appointment. Hubbard has two felony assault cases pending.

OKAY, ONE MORE .....

    Vincent Valvo, 19, who called 911 twice because he didn't like how his mom was talking to him. After his first 911 call, the teen was informed about the improper use of 911 and the penalty for doing so. It didn't seem to matter, he called back a second time to complain once again about his mother. The cops arrived and arrested Valvo as they warned and noted that he smelled of alcohol.

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