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Tuesday, February 19th, 2013

Feb 19, 2013 -- 5:16am

 

TODAY'S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO . . . . . . .

    Two brothers in Wichita, Kansas who hit the lottery and celebrated by accidentally blowing up their house. The brothers were celebrating a $75,000 winning lottery ticket by purchasing marijuana and meth. One of the brothers went to the kitchen to refuel the butane torches they planned to use to light their bongs. However, some of the butane vapor must have reached the pilot light in the furnace... and boom! One of the brothers was taken to a hospital with second degree burns and the other was taken to jail.

AND THEN THERE'S .....

    Aydrea Meaders, 24, who, for some unknown reason, got up on stage during a school convocation and started to strip. A member of the school's staff told police the assembly was halted and the cafeteria cleared after Meaders, a mother, began dancing onstage and took off some of her clothes. No explanation was given and there wasn't any mention of drugs or alcohol being involved. Meaders was charged with seven counts of endangering the welfare of a child and one count of public lewdness.

OR HOW 'BOUT .....

    Asia Walker, 30, and her boyfriend Charles Phillips, who learned, maybe it's better to keep their car in park when their sex drive is running after the pair lost control of their vehicle and plowed into a Daytona Beach, Florida home. The couple was engaging in some amorous love play when Walker lost control of the vehicle and slammed into a home with such force it went all the way through. Thankfully no one was home at the time. Walker is charged with careless driving.

OKAY, ONE MORE .....

    Robert J. Clark III, 35, and Jaime Schlosser, 37, who broke into a bar in Chalmette, Louisiana, and stole several cartons of cigarettes, but left their apartment key behind. Investigators developed information that pointed to Clark and Schlosser as suspects and then the key found at the scene was confirmed to be their apartment key.

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