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Thursday, January 31st, 2013

Jan 31, 2013 -- 12:23pm

 

TODAY'S GENIUS AWARD GOES TO . . . . . . .

    Math teacher Carly McKinney, 23, who learned posting half-naked pictures of herself and talking about drug use on Twitter will get you in trouble with both the school district and the law. Her Twitter page included explicit photos of the blonde teacher along with multiple posts about smoking marijuana on school grounds. One post read: "Naked. Wet. Stoned," while another said: "Watching a drug bust go down in the parking lot. It's funny cuz I have weed in my car in the staff parking lot." She has been placed on administrative leave pending the police's investigation.

AND THEN THERE'S .....

    A 21 year-old student driver, who attempted to run over her instructor after failing the driving test. When a student fails a driving test, they sometimes respond emotionally. However, this student driver from Mayfield Heights, Ohio got very emotional and began yelling at the instructor after she heard the bad news. Then, when the instructor exited the car, the woman tried to run her over. Luckily the instructor dove out of the way just in time. Police are now looking for the woman.

OR HOW 'BOUT .....

    An unidentified woman, who attempted to rob two banks in suburban New York City and ended up empty handed. When she demanded $5,000 from the teller at the first bank, she was directed to a customer services representative who pushed an alarm button when the woman sat down. About 30 minutes later the suspect visited another bank, this time claiming she had a bomb and demanding cash. The teller complied and handed her cash and a dye pack that exploded and covered the fleeing woman with ink. She was later seen dumping the money. Talk about a bad day.

OKAY, ONE MORE .....

    A 30 year old Aberdeen, Washington resident who learned if you show up in court to face drug charges, you might want to leave your stash at home. When the judge ordered the suspect to be placed into custody, a Correctional Officer searched him and found what is believed to be illegal narcotics on the person.

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